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This is what happens when nerds marry

Performed at Victoria Avenue Baptist Church on October 12, 2008
Inspired by Luke 6:37-38

Joey raps for the duration of this play.

Martha:
Hey Joey, how’s it going?

Joey:
I don’t know, Martha, but at least it’s not snowing!

Martha:
What are you even talking about?

Joey:
I thought I was clear, but maybe I should shout.

Martha:
Huh?

Joey:
**rapping sound effect**
Martha:
Right. Did you learn this week’s memory verse?

Joey:
I wanted to, but I learned to rap first.

Martha:
That’s funny, because this week’s verse is a rap.

Joey:
What do you mean? That sounds like a trap!

Martha:
ahem. Luke 6:37 to 38
**begins to rap**
Do not judge and you will not be judged.
Do not condemn and you will not be condemned.
Forgive if you want to be forgiven,
What you give will unto you be given!

Poured into your lap will be a good measure,
pressed down, running over, shaken together.
For the measure you use, will be measured to you,
What do you think Joey, now my raps through?

Joey:
That was awesome, i feel like i know it

Martha:
well, don’t hold back turn around and show it

Joey:
that verse is famous they should teach it in school
most people know it as the golden rule
there’s a lot it says with a few simple lines
and we would like to simplify it up with rhymes
here is the message, crystal clear and true

Both:
Do unto others what you want done to you!

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