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Performed at Victoria Avenue Baptist Church on Sunday June 1, 2008
Inspired by Acts 2:42 - 47

Joey:
Hey Martha, what’s up?
Martha:
I’m just reading Acts chapter 2, verses 42 - 47. Hey Joey, I was wondering, why did the apostles share EVERYTHING? They even sold their things, just to share more with each other? We don’t do that! Why did they do that?
Joey:
Well, you see… uh… Maybe they were hippies?
Martha:
Hippies are from the 60’s, Joey. The early christians were WAY before that.
Joey:
But in Jesus Christ Superstar, the apostles were hippies!
Martha:
That’s not really how it happened, though
Joey:
Well, how about… uh… hey, I don’t know! Let’s ask Pastor Miriam
Joey and
Martha:
PASTOR MIRIAM! HEY, PASTOR MIRIAM!
Miriam: Hey guys, whats up?
Martha:
Were the early christians hippies? Is that why they shared everything?
Miriam: They shared everything because they believed that Jesus was coming back really soon.
Joey:
But we believe Jesus is coming back really soon!
Martha:
Joey, do you really believe that? Because you’ve been hoarding candy under your bed for months!
Joey:
Well, I guess I don’t know when Jesus is coming back!
Martha:
Pastor Miriam, when is Jesus coming back?
Miriam: Well, he could be coming back any minute. Since it’s been so long since we’ve been expecting him, sometimes we forget that he could be coming at any minute, or not for a long time.
Joey:
So… if he comes right now, I might not have time to eat my candy?
Martha:
Let’s not take any chances! Joey, I’ll help you eat it right now! Let’s go! (goes)
Joey:
Hey! Wait up! I didn’t agree to that yet!

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