When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What did the police officer charge the new mother dog with? Littering!
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
Why don't they serve junk food in prisons?
They don't want the prisoners to break-out!
"I see that you don't skin your chicken wings. I don't find that very aPEELing," Zoe said.
"Close the window," Tom shuttered.
No guts, no gory.
"A nut for a jar of tuna," Sarah Palin droned...
